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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Flirting is conversational chemistry. - Isaac Mizrahi

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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