QuotaBillsWhat Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher
Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown
Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman
In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell
The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy
Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness
British Museum: The most magnificent collection of stolen antiquities in the world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev
Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright
To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey
In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis
Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde
If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James
He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller
The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies. - Ronnie Corbett
Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin