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England moves from Bailey Bridge to Lorry Bridge

Zipbridge thanks to Mel Hardman

Build a bridge and they will come

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Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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