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England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert