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A Farmer's Life

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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