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A Farmer's Life

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A Farmer's Life thanks to Vernon Moll

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Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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