QuotaBillsThe computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci
Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown
I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon
The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim
Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir
While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato