Age Comes With Convenience

Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney