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QuotaBillsIf you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey
Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams
Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland
Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard
Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce
I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick
There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin
You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti
I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More
We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley
He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp
Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller
A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson
It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti
Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis
Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau
A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias
I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce
People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham
Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden