QuotaBillsHumor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman
The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle
Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost
The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman
Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks
Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates
Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown
Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert
Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway
Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams
Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor. - D Elton Trueblood
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb
I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe
Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller
Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin
Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch
I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson
Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe
Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier
One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary
If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr
One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde
You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein
There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver
Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley
Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole
I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King
There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut