QuotaBillsNobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm
The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle
A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin
The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx
Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely
My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain
Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world. - Phil Callaway
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell
Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb
What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams
Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley
There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot
Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne
I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson
I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra
Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff
I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson
Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck
If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle
There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean
You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart
Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken
Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy
Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran
Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones
Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones
There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami
I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith