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Animal Puns thanks to Jan Newell

Animal Puns thanks to Jan Newell

Animal Puns thanks to Jan Newell

Animal Puns thanks to Jan Newell

Animal Puns thanks to Jan Newell

Animal Puns thanks to Jan Newell

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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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