QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
If you can't be a good example, be a warning. - Unknown
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook
Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia