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As The World Turns

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As The World Turns thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Believe in the holy contour of life. - Jack Kerouac

Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale. - Hans Christian Andersen

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

The life that is unexamined is not worth living. - Plato

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. - Jane Austen

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Every man in the world is better than someone else. And not as good as someone else. - William Saroyan

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - The Usual Suspects

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - Joe-kster

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

The greater the involvement in another's life, the greater is the demand for sacrifice. - Ravi Zacharias

There is only one failure in life possible, and that is not to be true to the best one knows. - George Eliot

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Through return to simple living comes release of desires. In release of desires, stillness is attained. In stillness the world is restored. - Lao Tzu

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


Never Run a Red Light

Bee Safe

Hummers Only Look Tough

Tactical Texas

Defence Budget Cuts

Welfare State

No Flies On Me

Stick Family Meal

Wet Floor

Lord Of The Watch

Close Encounters of the Whale Kind

Military Watch Tower

No Go Intersection

Public Transportation In Scotland

Guarded Nights

Financial Meltdown

Fox Kabob

Microwaved Bulb... Watts You Won't See

Saks-e Parking Job

Griller Bees

Texting While Cycling

Redneck Manicure

Police Profiling In Canada

Tree Stand