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Attack Rabbit

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Attack Rabbit thanks to Keith Blake

The most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on

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Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Only the player with the initiative has the right to attack. - Wilhelm Steinitz

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno


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