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Aussie Camp Warning

Security system protection in Australia

Aussie Camp Warning thanks to Roy Turkington

Personalized alarm systems to protect camp theft

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I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - T S Eliot

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If you can't be a good example, be a warning. - Unknown

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

If you're thinking of becoming a Christian, I warn you, you're embarking on something, which will take the whole of you. - C S Lewis

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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