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Aussie Mailbox

Wild Australian frilled lizards fights for letter carrier territory

Aussie Mailbox thanks to Roy Taylor

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I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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