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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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