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Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves. - Dwight L. Moody

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan