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Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

A rebirth out of spiritual adversity causes us to become new creatures. - James E Faust

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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