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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When we make ourselves more than nothing, we make God less than everything. - Robert Foster

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

The symbolic want in their material possessions is only a small spec of the massive blob of need in their spiritual dilemma. - Ravi Zacharias

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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