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Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson


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