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Why Bibles are the No. 1 best seller in the world

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe. - Mitch Albom

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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