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Why Bibles are the No. 1 best seller in the world

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Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience. - Pierre T De Chardin

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis


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