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Awkward Family Reunion

Darth Vader visits the power of the Dark Side

Awkward Family Reunion thanks to Keith Blake

Welcoming the family from a galaxy far, far away

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He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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