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Awkward Family Reunion

Darth Vader visits the power of the Dark Side

Awkward Family Reunion thanks to Keith Blake

Welcoming the family from a galaxy far, far away

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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Vader deactivated his lightsaber, picked up the comm, opened the channel, and let the sound of his respirator carry over the connection. - Kevin Hearne

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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