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Awkward Family Reunion

Darth Vader visits the power of the Dark Side

Awkward Family Reunion thanks to Keith Blake

Welcoming the family from a galaxy far, far away

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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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