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Awkward Family Reunion

Darth Vader visits the power of the Dark Side

Awkward Family Reunion thanks to Keith Blake

Welcoming the family from a galaxy far, far away

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By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. - Jesus Christ

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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