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Awkward Family Reunion

Darth Vader visits the power of the Dark Side

Awkward Family Reunion thanks to Keith Blake

Welcoming the family from a galaxy far, far away

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He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

All his successors gone before him have done’t; and all his ancestors that come after him may. - William Shakespeare

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey


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