Baby Poser
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Baby Poses for Baby Portraits
QuotaBillsBaby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth
Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp
It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke
Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore
All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie
As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett
A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher
A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie
I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster
I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke
If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump
Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato
Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry