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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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