Baby Poser

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia