Baby Poser
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QuotaBillsNewborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli
Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau
It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb
Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha
As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada
There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff
When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss
It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell
People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres
Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby
Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman
Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan