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Mother lode of learning. - Neal A Maxwell

I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Education is a system of imposed ignorance. - Noam Chomsky

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Example isn't another way to teach - it is the only way to teach. - Albert Einstein

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Life doesn't make any sense without interdependence. We need each other, and the sooner we learn that, the better for us all. - Erik Erikson

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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