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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Don't try to teach a whole course in one lesson. - Kathryn Murray

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Learning to do, Doing to learn, Earning to live, Living to Serve. - Unknown

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

When the purge of teacher individualism is unrestrained, eccentricity, initiative and individuality become the casualties. - Andy Hargreaves

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Life doesn't make any sense without interdependence. We need each other, and the sooner we learn that, the better for us all. - Erik Erikson

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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