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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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