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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus


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