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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. - Unknown

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

Sometimes I think the difference between what we want and what we're afraid of is about the width of an eyelash. - Jay McInerney

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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