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Back To School Supplies thanks to Erin McCartney

I had a deprived childhood - Mom never sent me back to school with a 12 pack of Miller-light

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Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

Learning never exhausts the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

Don't try to teach a whole course in one lesson. - Kathryn Murray

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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