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Back To School Supplies thanks to Erin McCartney

I had a deprived childhood - Mom never sent me back to school with a 12 pack of Miller-light

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Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Thought, unassisted by learning, is dangerous. - Confucius

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Never let schooling interfere with your education. - Grant Allen

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therein to be content. - Helen Keller

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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