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Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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