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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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