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The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Do your little bit of good where you are; it is those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world. - Desmond Tutu

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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