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Bacon Reasons

Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons...

Bacon Reasons thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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