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Baconurkey

Bacon and Turkey - a Redneck's special Thanksgiving meal

Baconurkey thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

How can people trust the harvest, unless they see it sown? - Mary Renault

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. - Jacob Braude

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser

Stuff: What people do on Thanksgiving: First to the turkey, and then to themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. - Douglas Jerrold

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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