QuotaBillsBacon is meat candy. - Unknown
Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch
A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold
Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm
Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown
Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown
Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill
Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. - Douglas Jerrold
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde
I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin