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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

How can people trust the harvest, unless they see it sown? - Mary Renault

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer