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Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

How can people trust the harvest, unless they see it sown? - Mary Renault

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval