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Banjo Mute

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Banjo Mute thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune. - Irish Proverb

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden


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