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Bed Abs

Over time, these should be the best abdominal exercises

Bed Abs thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The best ab workouts start early at home

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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