Bed Abs

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page