Bed Abs

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen