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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Let there be no purpose in friendship save the deepening of the spirit. - Kahlil Gibran

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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