Bed Friends

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

He who seeks a faultless friend is friendless. - Unknown

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton