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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

She was no longer wrestling with the grief, but could sit down with it as a lasting companion and make it a sharer in her thoughts. - George Eliot

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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