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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Never have a companion who casts you in the shade. - Baltasar Gracian

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar


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