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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Loyalty and friendship created all the wealth that I've ever thought I'd have. - Ernie Banks

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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