Bed Friends

Old friends are best. - John Selden

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil. - Baltasar Gracian

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world. - Philip Pullman

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson