Bed Friends

Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes