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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

Your real influence is measured by your treatment of yourself. - A. Bronson Alcott

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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