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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Never have a companion who casts you in the shade. - Baltasar Gracian

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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