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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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