QuotaBillsBeer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown
Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson
Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver
He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller
Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde
To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin
Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown
A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian
Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton
The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds