QuotaBillsBeer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller
Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde
Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton
I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi
The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds