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Beethoven Invitation

Who wants to hear a symphony?

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Let us be silent, that we may hear the whispers of the gods. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

The symphony must be like the world. It must embrace everything. - Gustav Mahler

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney J Harris

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard


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