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Beethoven Invitation

Who wants to hear a symphony?

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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To hear, one must be silent. - Ursula K Le Guin

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hear voices... and they don't like you. - Unknown

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

I need to listen well so that I hear what is not said. - Thuli Madonsela

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Let us be silent, that we may hear the whispers of the gods. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

By silence, I hear other men's imperfections and conceal my own. - Citium Zeno

It's hard to hear anything new when you are the only one talking. - Rick Godwin

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man. - Thomas Beecham

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I hear much of people's calling out to punish the guilty, but very few are concerned to clear the innocent. - Daniel Defoe

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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