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Beethoven Invitation

Who wants to hear a symphony?

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Beethoven Invitation thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - R.W. Emerson

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. - Dick Cavett

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney Harris

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Although you hadn't asked why, it had less to do with you not noticing than with you not wanting to hear the answer. - Jodi Picoult

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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