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Follow the leader in Kabul, or else
Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, “Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?” The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eye, and without hesitation said, “Land mines.”
Moral of the story: Behind every man, there’s a smart woman!
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, “Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?” The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eye, and without hesitation said, “Land mines.”
Moral of the story: Behind every man, there’s a smart woman!
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There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie
War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann
I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan
I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky
The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop
Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan
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He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin
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Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel
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Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un
It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide
When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown
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Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
There are many things that are essential to arriving at true peace of mind, and one of the most important is faith, which cannot be acquired without prayer. - John Wooden
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I desired to become a Christian, and prayed earnestly for the forgiveness of my sins. I felt a peace of mind resulting, and loved every one, feeling desirous that all should have their sins forgiven, and love Jesus as I did. - Ellen G White
'Halal in the Family' will expose a broad audience to some of the realities of being Muslim in America. By using satire, we will encourage people to reconsider their assumptions about Muslims, while providing a balm to those experiencing anti-Muslim bias. - Aasif Mandvi
There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie
War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann
I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan
I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky
The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop
Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan
Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques
The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde
Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein
Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson
He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin
It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela
Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel
The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh
Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips
Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un
It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide
When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown
The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
There are many things that are essential to arriving at true peace of mind, and one of the most important is faith, which cannot be acquired without prayer. - John Wooden
The word 'Islam' means 'peace.' The word 'Muslim' means 'one who surrenders to God.' But the press makes us seem like haters. - Muhammad Ali
Allah's the Arabic term for God. Stand up for God, fight for God, work for God and do the right thing, and go the right way, things will end up in your corner. - Muhammad Ali
I felt that the IRA, in the context of Irish history, and Sinn Fein were a legitimate force that had to be recognized, and you wouldn't have peace without them. - Peter T. King
And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. - Unknown
One of the best faces America has ever projected is the face of a Peace Corps volunteer. That face symbolizes this country: young, curious, brimming with idealism and hope - and a real, honest compassion. - Teresa Heinz
Law enforcement officers are never 'off duty.' They are dedicated public servants who are sworn to protect public safety at any time and place that the peace is threatened. They need all the help that they can get. - Barbara Boxer
I desired to become a Christian, and prayed earnestly for the forgiveness of my sins. I felt a peace of mind resulting, and loved every one, feeling desirous that all should have their sins forgiven, and love Jesus as I did. - Ellen G White
'Halal in the Family' will expose a broad audience to some of the realities of being Muslim in America. By using satire, we will encourage people to reconsider their assumptions about Muslims, while providing a balm to those experiencing anti-Muslim bias. - Aasif Mandvi
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