#1 humor site on the 'net

Bent Car Sculpture

Parking ticket issued to Austrian artist Erwin Wurm

Bent Car Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Bent Car Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

German city of Karlsruhe issued a parking ticket to Austrian artist Erwin Wurm for one of his bent car sculptures

QuotaBills
Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

The German is like a willow. No matter which way you bend him, he will always take root again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


Puzzle Makers

Fishing Dog

Twins' First Piano Lesson

Black Sheep Friday

Black Friday Scam

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Aussie Gazpacho

Too Much Turkey

Best Friend Theft

Baconurkey

Biggest Turkeys

Turkey Day Selfie

Redneck Turkey Shoot

Grandma's Beautiful Pies

Going Cold Turkey

Run, Turkey, Run

Carving The Turkey

Thanksgiving Harvest Time

Turkey Wants You To Eat Pork

Nintendo Motor

Responsible Hi-Tech Redneck

GoosePrints

Stairway Roots

I Love Thanksgiving