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Bent Car Sculpture

Parking ticket issued to Austrian artist Erwin Wurm

Bent Car Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Bent Car Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

German city of Karlsruhe issued a parking ticket to Austrian artist Erwin Wurm for one of his bent car sculptures

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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