QuotaBillsIf the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity. - Barbara Stanwyck
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels
Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown
Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne
Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown
A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne
Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner
It is always the case that when the Christian looks back, he is looking at the forgiveness of sins. - Karl Barth
E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen
In our own case we accept excuses too easily; in other people's, we do not accept them easily enough. - C S Lewis
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt
The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen
Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield
The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown