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Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity. - Barbara Stanwyck

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

It is always the case that when the Christian looks back, he is looking at the forgiveness of sins. - Karl Barth

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

In our own case we accept excuses too easily; in other people's, we do not accept them easily enough. - C S Lewis

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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