QuotaBillsI do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity. - Barbara Stanwyck
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
It is not a case we are treating; it is a living, palpitating, alas, too often suffering fellow creature. - John Brown
In our own case we accept excuses too easily; in other people's, we do not accept them easily enough. - C S Lewis
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead
Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope
In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt
The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen
It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown