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Does anyone know what kind of hummingbird this is?

Big Bird Feeder thanks to Keith Blake

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Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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