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Big Tame Hunter

Starting hunting lessons at an early age

Big Tame Hunter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Jethro bagged his first trophy deer when he was a child

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Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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