Billy Goat Gruff

I tend to scare myself. - Stephen King

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

I know that if I scare myself once a day, I'm a better person. - Laird Hamilton

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

So few want to be rebels anymore. And out of those few, most, like myself, scare easily. - Ray Bradbury

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

I started to realize how many great things could happen by confronting the things that scare you most. - David Archuleta

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Don't be afraid of your fears. They're not there to scare you. They're there to let you know that something is worth it. - C. JoyBell C.

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales