Billy Goat Gruff

I tend to scare myself. - Stephen King

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

Cavities don't scare us! - Unknown

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

I know that if I scare myself once a day, I'm a better person. - Laird Hamilton

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So few want to be rebels anymore. And out of those few, most, like myself, scare easily. - Ray Bradbury

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

I started to realize how many great things could happen by confronting the things that scare you most. - David Archuleta

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Don't be afraid of your fears. They're not there to scare you. They're there to let you know that something is worth it. - C. JoyBell C.

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta