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Dog walkers of Alabama

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill


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