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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker


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