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Tips for Choosing the Wrong Auto Body Shop
QuotaBillsA male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr
Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown