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Truck turning lights for tailgating drivers

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Truck safety - beware of wide truck turns

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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