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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever you don't turn into Praise turns into Pride. - Mark Batterson

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation. - Michael Jordan

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

The steam that blows the whistle can't be used to turn the wheels. - Amish Saying

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

When we panic, we instinctively turn to our own internal resources because we doubt Him. - Charles R. Swindoll

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

Whatever comes easily to us we turn away from. But that which slips away from us we will pursue to the ends of the earth. - Dan Brown

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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