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Truck turning lights for tailgating drivers

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Truck safety - beware of wide truck turns

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

A dead-end street is a good place to turn around. - Naomi Judd

Power is nothing unless you can turn it into influence. - Condoleezza Rice

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

When we panic, we instinctively turn to our own internal resources because we doubt Him. - Charles R. Swindoll

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy. - Bill Murray

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr


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