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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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