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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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