BMX Stroller
Baby bike for fast joggers
QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha
Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds