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Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Great effort springs naturally from great attitude. - Pat Riley

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The way to gain a good reputation, is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. - Socrates

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman

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