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The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

I'd be a terrible secret agent. I can't keep a secret, and I'm not sneaky. - Katherine Heigl

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison


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