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Bottle Sneakret

How to sneak a bottle into the concert

Bottle Sneakret thanks to Sandra Graber

Bottle Sneakret thanks to Sandra Graber

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Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Everyone has three lives: a public life; a private life; and a secret life. - Unknown

I'd be a terrible secret agent. I can't keep a secret, and I'm not sneaky. - Katherine Heigl

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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