QuotaBillsThe secret of praying is praying in secret. - Leonard Ravenhill
He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford
Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt
Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown
The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown
What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes
Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
What'd ya do, sneak off to some chyropractor and get yourself fixed? - Archie Bunker
I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass
The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau
I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown
One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli
I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere
One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant
God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson
Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran
Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte
I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria
The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver
I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah