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Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it. - Joan Collins

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


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