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Bouncing Checks

Where a few Czechs are better than no Checks

Bouncing Checks thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Czechs, or Czech people are a nation and ethnic group native to the Czech Republic in Central Europe

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Prophylactic: A rubber check - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A nation cannot be ignorant and free. - Thomas Jefferson

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

Spare Tire: The one you check after you have a flat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

Carpe Diem! Seize the day!
Carpe per diem - seize the check. - Robin Williams

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

One half of the nation is mad - and the other half not very sound. - Tobias Smollett

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices. - Edward R Murrow

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? - Will Rogers

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

The fate of a nation has often depended upon the good or bad digestion of a prime minister. - Voltaire

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

We have a rule that if you check in code, you have to maintain it. So I mostly code on the side. I don't check in code anymore. - Mark Zuckerberg

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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