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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. - Johnnie Cochran

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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