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Bridge Claimed Another One

Taking a bite out of road safety

Bridge Claimed Another One thanks to Keith Blake

Bridge artwork that should signal trouble a-head

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Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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