British Kingdom

No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin