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British Kingdom

The difference between Great Britain, the UK, and the British Isles

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No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Ireland is the old sow that eats her farrow. - James Joyce

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist. - Unknown

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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