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Broken Potted Plant Art

Resuscitation for tired garden ornaments

Broken Potted Plant Art thanks to Lisa LaRonde

Unique garden ornaments include decorative accents, garden sculptures, metal yard art and solar garden arts

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The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

So here's the thing with broken hearts. No matter how you try, the pieces never fit the way they did before. - Ariana Arianapoetess

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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