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Broken Potted Plant Art

Resuscitation for tired garden ornaments

Broken Potted Plant Art thanks to Lisa LaRonde

Unique garden ornaments include decorative accents, garden sculptures, metal yard art and solar garden arts

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Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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