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Brownie recipes that are good to the last letter

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - John Mendoza

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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