Buddies Raiding The Fridge

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

It's always darkest just before the fridge door opens. - Phil Callaway

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso