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Burnout Indication

Cooling off a traffic light fire hazard

Burnout Indication thanks to Wayne Nowazek

And you thought you were suffering from burnout at work...

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Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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