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Burnout Indication

Cooling off a traffic light fire hazard

Burnout Indication thanks to Wayne Nowazek

And you thought you were suffering from burnout at work...

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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