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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide


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