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Burrito Solicitor

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Burrito Solicitor thanks to Levi Kimorski

Burrito - a type of Mexican and Tex-Mex food, consisting of a wheat flour tortilla wrapped or folded into a cylindrical shape to completely enclose the filling

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Words do not make flour. - Italian Proverb

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Everything goes better with tacos. - Rachel Caine

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic. - Richelle Mead

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown


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