Burrito Solicitor
Carlos the Burrito Guy is always welcome here
Burrito - a type of Mexican and Tex-Mex food, consisting of a wheat flour tortilla wrapped or folded into a cylindrical shape to completely enclose the filling
QuotaBillsWords do not make flour. - Italian Proverb
Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Everything goes better with tacos. - Rachel Caine
Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson
American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne
My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Flour: A word by any other name would smell as wheat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic. - Richelle Mead
A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit
Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel
Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown