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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus. - Bruce Lee

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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